IDE support not just Lazy Loading but Lazy Working toooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feeling lazy, identify low energy task within Java Eclipse IDE for you to work on.

Now how cool it will be if IDE can convert single high energy task to multiple low energy task and get work done on part of a Project Manager/Team Lead. That would be a awesome feature in the kitty.

 

 

 

 

 

Solution to Unhappy Employees

 

Useful Links which come in handy mostly and End of FInancial Year or Employment :)

Income Tax Department, India

 

http://www.incometaxindia.gov.in/

 

Employee’s Provident Fund Organization, India

 

http://epfindia.nic.in/

 

Hear with an open mind

Hear with an open mind
 
Nan-in, a Japanese master received a university professor who came to inquire about the Absolute Truth. 
 
Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring. 
 
The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!" 
 
"Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you the Absolute Truth unless you first empty your cup?" 

Hence it’s very important when we hear or take association from seniors; we go with an empty cup and hear with an open mind, keeping aside our own opinions and speculations.

 

 

 

 

 

Bhajji Fired !!!!!!!!

 

No one can hurt you without your consent

No one can hurt you without your consent

On the first day, as President Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address, just in the middle, one man stood up. He was a rich aristocrat. He said, “Mr. Lincoln, you should not forget that your father used to make shoes for my family.” And the whole Senate laughed; they thought they had made a fool of Abraham Lincoln.

But Lincoln --- and that type of people are made of a totally different mettle. Lincoln looked at the man and said, “Sir I know that my father used to make shoes in your house for your family, and there will be many others here…. Because the way he made shoes; nobody else can. He was a creator. His shoes were not just shoes; he poured his whole soul in it. I want to ask you, have you any complaint? Because I know how to make shoes myself. If you have any complaint I can make another pair of shoes. But as far as I know, nobody has ever complained about my father’s shoes. He was a genius, a great creator and I am proud of my father”.

The whole Senate was struck dumb. They could not understand what kind of man Abraham Lincoln was. He was proud because his father did the job so well that not even a single complaint had ever been heard.

Remember:
“No one can hurt you without your consent.”

“It is not what happens to us that hurts us. It is our response that hurts us.”

 

 

 

Entertainment a click away!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Joke 1:

 

Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? 
Sure. Here you are. 
Thanks - but half the pages are missing. 
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?

 

 

Joke 2: Blonde Password

 

During a recent security audit, a company discovered that a 
blonde employee was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”

When the company asked the blonde why she had such a long password, she said the login screen required the password to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

 

 

 

Enjoy the Break