Thursday, July 07, 2011

Quotes of the Day!!!!!

No matter how serious life gets, you still have to have that one person you can be stupid with.

Winning doesn't always mean being first, winning means you are doing better then you have done before - Bonnie Blair

If someone says its not possible, it's their limitation not yours

Know more than other, Work more than other and Expect less than other

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

War in Professional Networking!!!!!!!!

BranchOut @www.BranchOut.com

and

LinkedIn @www.LinkedIn.com

 

its coinsident that launch dates of LinkedIn API and BrachOut migration option for linkedin fall close to each other.

Personally I feel brachout would be more like social fancy professional networking until unless facebook starts providing user stats to them. 

Quotes of the Day!!!!!

Workers play football..........CEO's play tennis.............n Chairman plays golf........."Higher d position, smaller the ball, n better d vision."

WHATEVER you give to others, will come back to you in MULTIPLES. You cannot stop it from coming to you, but you can choose what to GIVE!

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time!

Sunday, July 03, 2011

India as you know it ......still would be ......Golden Bird

The shrine has touched close to Rs 1 lakh crore [with still has few more valuts to be opened date back to 1875], more than Kerala public debt of Rs 70,969 crore.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/thiruvananthapuram/Temple-of-boom-in-Thiruvananthapuram-Rs-1-lakh-crore-and-counting/articleshow/9092866.cms

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Know about it, but don't talk about it.

One of the ways to get Salary Appriasal Approved.........and its funny too :D what an irony

 

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject – “TaTa – Bye Bye”. With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-

Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I am sorry but I had no choice.

The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now.

I am sure you will appreciate my insight and “big heart”.

I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company’s cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.

Don’t worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I’m sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.

Your faithful employee,

S. W. Engineer

At the bottom of the page were the letters “PS”. Hands still trembling, the Boss read:

PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I’m am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my “Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal” attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this. My respect and Best Regards to you!

Know about it, but don't talk about it.

What LOVE means to you?!


1970's : Love me, but don't touch me. :-)

1980's : Touch me, but don't kiss me. :-D

1990's : Kiss me, but don't do anything more. ;-)

2000's : Do anything, but don't tell anyone. :-/

Since 2011 : Do everything, otherwise I will tell everyone that you can't do anything.