Tech Funny

old one but still can bring smile on your face...

Name of the God Roles and Responsibilities
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Brahma >>>>>>>>>> Systems Installation
Vishnu >>>>>>>>>> Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi >>>>>>>>>> Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati >>>>>>>>>> Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva >>>>>>>>>> DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh >>>>>>>>>> Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada >>>>>>>>>> Data transfer
Yama >>>>>>>>>> Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta >>>>>>>> IDP& Personal Records
Apsaras >>>>>>>>>> Downloadable Viruses
Devas >>>>>>>>>> Mainframe Programmers
Surya >>>>>>>>>> Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas >>>>>>>>>> In house Hackers
Ravan >>>>>>>>>> Internet Explorer WWWF
Lakshman >>>>>>>>>> Support Software and Backup
Hanuman >>>>>>>>>> Linux/s390
Jatayu >>>>>>>>>> Firewall
Dronacharya >>>>>>> System Programmer
Vishwamitra >>>>>>> Sr. Manager Projects
Valmiki >>>>>>>>>>Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna >>>>>>>>>> SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Arjun >>>>>>>>>> Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu >>>>>>>>> Trainee Programmer
Draupadi >>>>>>>>> Motivation & Team building
Bhima >>>>>>>>> MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhana >>>>>>>>> Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna >>>>>>>>> Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra >>>>>> Visual C++
Gandhari >>>>>>>>> Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas >>>>>> Microsoft Service Packs and patches