Flimzee

Suppliers were demanding payment. He sat on the park bench, head in hands, wondering if anything could save his company from bankruptcy.

Suddenly an old man appeared before him. "I can see that something is troubling you," he said.

After listening to the executive's woes, the old man said, "I believe I can help you."

He asked the man his name, wrote out a check, and pushed it into his hand saying, "Take this money. Meet me here exactly one year from today, and you can pay me back at that time."

The business executive saw in his hand a check for $500,000, signed by John D. Rockefeller, then one of the richest men in the world!

"I can erase my money worries in an instant!" he realized. But instead, the executive decided to put the un-cashed check in his safe.

Just knowing it was there might give him the strength to work out a way to save his business, he thought.

With renewed optimism, he negotiated better deals and extended terms of payment. He closed several big sales.

Within a few months, he was out of debt and making money once again.

One year later, he returned to the park with the un-cashed check. At the agreed-upon time, the old man appeared.

But just as the executive was about to hand back the check and share his success story, a nurse came running up and grabbed the old man.

"I'm so glad I caught him!" she cried. "I hope he hasn't been bothering you.

He's always escaping from the home and telling people he's John D. Rockefeller." And she led the old man away.

The astonished executive just stood there, stunned. All year long he'd been wheeling and dealing, buying and selling, convinced he had half a million dollars behind him.

Suddenly, he realized that it wasn't the money that had turned his life around. It was his newfound self-confidence that gave him the power to achieve anything he went after.

Site of the Day!!!!!!

2011-12-21T03:20:00.001-08:00

Good site for all circuit learners and fans -can download pdf as well

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/

Thought of the Day!!!!!

2011-09-29T20:18:00.001-07:00

Wanna be my Chammak Challo!!!
That's not a question, am just singing :D

Joke of the day!!!!!!!!

2011-09-29T04:49:00.001-07:00

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is they are naming a disease after you!

Site of the Day!!!!!!

2011-09-29T04:20:00.001-07:00

http://milkinc.com/

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-09-27T20:28:00.001-07:00

Good Quality Gift Items ....but little expensive

@http://issuu.com/www.lladro.com/docs/efinal?mode=embed&layout=http%3A%2F%...

Share ..........and do your bit!!!

2011-09-19T02:40:00.001-07:00

I am in process of setting up a least expensive server. Have domain name[by enom], internet connection[airtel broadband], router[cisco E4200], machine[Windows PC].

The only problem now is how to point my domain name to ever changing internet connection IP?? Any pointers??? only if you have tried or know has worked...share the kowledge :D

Also people who have done similar setup ....share their exp!!!!!

Site of the Day!!!!!!

2011-08-26T04:23:00.001-07:00

Today its kinda many sites in one site, http://mrdoob.com has my interesting and useful projects hosted

MultiUser Sketchpad http://mrdoob.com/projects/multiuserpad/

Voxels [3-d design tool] http://mrdoob.com/projects/voxels/#A/YdacbShahhahheihiehffahhahhefhfaacUhUhUhUhUhUhUhUhUhUhUhUhUhUh

Thought worth sharing!!!

2011-08-22T21:32:00.001-07:00

I heard Dr Manmohan Singh saying that if India grows at 9%GDP, we can be 3rd largest economy by 2025.......what he forgot to mention are the if's and but's of the assumption he has given.

For me he is not more then a speculator, because what he has not shared might be more alarming like all developed economies should stay with 3-4 GDP growth till 2025.

Site of the Day!!!!!!

2011-08-19T04:26:00.001-07:00

http://airswimmers.com/

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-08-17T03:46:00.001-07:00

vedio and audio desktop podcast http://www.techsmith.com/jing/

Open Source Windows Tool http://opensourcewindows.org/

Opne Source info -

http://www.osalt.com/

http://www.tectonic.co.za/

Wordpress Development stack http://bitnami.org/stack/wordpress

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-08-12T04:03:00.001-07:00

Open Source

http://nodejs.org/

http://expressjs.com/guide.html

https://www.learnboost.com/

Technology

http://altdevblogaday.com/2011/08/06/demise-low-level-programmer/

http://www.k8gu.com/ece.umn.edu/documents/classes/ece362-branch-prediction.pdf

http://guru.multimedia.cx/avoiding-branchesifconditionals/

http://graphics.stanford.edu/~seander/bithacks.html

Business Venture

http://www.kickstarter.com/

http://angel.co/investors

http://venturehacks.com/

Site of the Day!!!!!!

2011-08-08T02:07:00.001-07:00

http://www.xiconeditor.com/

Thought worth sharing!!!

2011-08-04T22:21:00.001-07:00

Whats was SALMAN KHURSHID thinking???????

In today's TimeofIndia main paper, Mr Salman Khurshid quoted Dr Manmohan Singh as Maa........some day he might come up with a rational to say Sonia Gandhi as Baap.

Source : http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Default/Scripting/ArticleWin.asp?From=Archive&Source=Page&Skin=TOINEW&BaseHref=TOIM/2011/08/05&PageLabel=16&EntityId=Pc01612&ViewMode=HTML

Site of the Day!!!!!!

2011-07-26T23:14:00.001-07:00

http://www.twilio.com/

Audio pipes that turn every application into a phone. Simple javascript code to add it to any side.

Quote of the Day!!!!!

2011-07-26T23:13:00.001-07:00

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket!!!

Make a suggestion...

2011-07-22T02:57:00.001-07:00

Need to know which is the best - value for money TV?

Anything goes as long as you know what 'value for money'......LCD LED 42" or higher Full HD

Site of the Day!!!!!!

2011-07-22T02:48:00.001-07:00

Collate all your social networking picture using http://www.pictarine.com

Add facebook, twiter, twitpic, picasa, instagram account to the site and get all your web social pic's at one place. You can additionally see pic's of all your friends with easy to use interface :D. Easy to use, intutive application.

Joke of the day!!!!!!!!

2011-07-21T03:13:00.001-07:00

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

"Life is beautiful"

Need one of those!!!!!

2011-07-21T01:47:00.001-07:00

Atom http://bcove.me/lrfkfuua

Site of the Day!!!!!!!!

2011-07-20T20:54:00.001-07:00

For all the electronic device fanatatics ........like iPad, iPhone, Kindle etc http://gelaskins.com/

Know about it, but don't talk about it.

2011-07-20T02:28:00.001-07:00

Nothing is forever and specially in virtual world.......There is so many option and so many alternatives that no single person/firm can claim their monoply because when they try to do that someone else will stand up and say I'll do what they were and can do.

Red Gate took .Net Reflector of the freeware shelf .........now we have a replacement ILSpy http://wiki.sharpdevelop.net/ilspy.ashx

Good to know about!!!

2011-07-18T23:11:00.001-07:00

Google+ a newly launched service has a very good feature by which you can share your view i.e. http://www.google.com/+1/button/

when you see a +<number> in google search result page it means <number> of people has liked that search result.

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-07-15T03:58:00.001-07:00

Today it should be "Site of the Day" :D

http://hypnocube.com/

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-07-11T03:09:00.001-07:00

Northern Lights

Strongest Man http://strongestman.org/?p=518

Quotes of the Day!!!!!

2011-07-10T23:49:00.001-07:00

I'm not the guy you kill. I'm the guy you buy off! Are you so blind that you can't see that?

I am big! It's the pictures that got small

I'll be back

Show me the money!

You can't handle the truth!

Know about it, but don't talk about it.

2011-07-10T22:59:00.001-07:00

Exemption from filing income tax return? No one can avail of it

Central Board of Direct Taxes has made millions smile by announcing that salaried taxpayers with annual income of up to Rs 5 lakh need not file returns. But the exemption looks good only on paper, nobody will be able to fulfil the conditions.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/business/india-business/Exemption-from-filing-income-tax-return-No-one-can-avail-of-it/articleshow/9180069.cms

Quotes of the Day!!!!!

2011-07-07T00:12:00.001-07:00

No matter how serious life gets, you still have to have that one person you can be stupid with.

Winning doesn't always mean being first, winning means you are doing better then you have done before - Bonnie Blair

If someone says its not possible, it's their limitation not yours

Know more than other, Work more than other and Expect less than other

War in Professional Networking!!!!!!!!

2011-07-05T04:04:00.001-07:00

BranchOut @www.BranchOut.com

and

LinkedIn @www.LinkedIn.com

its coinsident that launch dates of LinkedIn API and BrachOut migration option for linkedin fall close to each other.

Personally I feel brachout would be more like social fancy professional networking until unless facebook starts providing user stats to them.

Quotes of the Day!!!!!

2011-07-05T00:30:00.001-07:00

Workers play football..........CEO's play tennis.............n Chairman plays golf........."Higher d position, smaller the ball, n better d vision."

WHATEVER you give to others, will come back to you in MULTIPLES. You cannot stop it from coming to you, but you can choose what to GIVE!

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time!

India as you know it ......still would be ......Golden Bird

2011-07-03T23:05:00.001-07:00

The shrine has touched close to Rs 1 lakh crore [with still has few more valuts to be opened date back to 1875], more than Kerala public debt of Rs 70,969 crore.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/thiruvananthapuram/Temple-of-boom-in-Thiruvananthapuram-Rs-1-lakh-crore-and-counting/articleshow/9092866.cms

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-07-01T03:41:00.001-07:00

http://www.mahindra-customisation.com/

http://developer.linkedin.com/community/plugins?trk=eml-mktg_oneoff-b-4-1126dev

Know about it, but don't talk about it.

2011-06-30T21:03:00.001-07:00

One of the ways to get Salary Appriasal Approved.........and its funny too :D what an irony

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject – “TaTa – Bye Bye”. With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-

Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I am sorry but I had no choice.

The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now.

I am sure you will appreciate my insight and “big heart”.

I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company’s cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.

Don’t worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I’m sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.

Your faithful employee,

S. W. Engineer

At the bottom of the page were the letters “PS”. Hands still trembling, the Boss read:

PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I’m am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my “Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal” attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this. My respect and Best Regards to you!

Know about it, but don't talk about it.

2011-06-30T20:58:00.001-07:00

What LOVE means to you?!

1970's : Love me, but don't touch me. :-)

1980's : Touch me, but don't kiss me. :-D

1990's : Kiss me, but don't do anything more. ;-)

2000's : Do anything, but don't tell anyone. :-/

Since 2011 : Do everything, otherwise I will tell everyone that you can't do anything.

Know about it, but don't talk about it.

2011-06-30T02:50:00.001-07:00

Good read for all ages and experience......everyone will earn something ........http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-pattern

Quotes of the Day!!!!!

2011-06-30T02:47:00.001-07:00

Word of wisdom always come from outside because wisdom can never be contained but is always around us.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with HIS experience.

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a better job of being you than you.

Joke of the day!!!!!!!!

2011-06-29T02:24:00.001-07:00

A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."

PS: Sometimes, life is about not listening to the truth! You may end up being happier then you ought to be!

Source: Someone I foloow on Google Buzz

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-06-29T02:03:00.001-07:00

http://www.shopatdisney.in/

http://www.shoponline.in/buy-sun-jar-india/MAD0045.htm

http://www.mgid.com/

Brain4CE

2011-06-28T20:28:00.001-07:00

http://www.brain4ce.com/contactus.html

Know about it, but don't talk about it.

2011-06-20T20:54:00.001-07:00

People who change/mold their feelings depending on the situation upfront are always misleading.

Feeling should develop over a period and decision should be made no matter how you feel about the situation. Your decision also doesn't speak about your feelings because you might have made a decision that is based on what is right for the moment but need not be how you would feel about it.

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-06-20T04:40:00.001-07:00

http://plus.maths.org/content/imaging-maths-inside-klein-bottle

http://www.lubansky.net/revi/opensource.php

http://dojotoolkit.org/api/

Let Experts do their Work !!!

2011-06-16T23:45:00.001-07:00

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how r u'.

Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said 'Who r u?' (instead of 'How r u?'. )

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied ,'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room &..

Quotes of the Day!!!!!

2011-06-16T23:44:00.001-07:00

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know & feel it's there...

How can you love / serve people if you judge them.

Every time some one discourages you, whisper onto yourself "I will prove you wrong".
Every time some one encourages you, whisper onto yourself "I will prove you right".

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-06-16T21:58:00.001-07:00

http://mytechnologyworld9.blogspot.com/2011/06/view-suspended-ii.html

http://www.thebeautifulweb.co.uk/experience/wired/

http://dorkbotpdx.org/

http://www.theledart.com/blog/

Sites of the Day!!!!!!

2011-06-16T02:15:00.001-07:00

http://www.shoppingparadises.com/

http://www.madebysofa.com/

http://www.homeshop18.com/

Quotes of the Day!!!!!

2011-06-16T02:13:00.001-07:00

Knowing others is wisdom; knowing thy self is enlightenment.

90% of our problems in our RELATIONSHIPS are due to the TONE of our VOICE. Its not about WHAT we say, Its about HOW we say it.......

Become a watcher, of yourself and what’s around you. Develop the witness, the part of you that can step back from life and impartially observe how you react and think and feel. We learn so much about who we are!

Quotes of the Day!!!!!

2011-06-14T21:18:00.001-07:00

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

Trust is like paper. Once its crumpled, it'll never get back to be the same again.

Home is not where you live but where they understand you.

Promises are like babies: easy to make, hard to deliver.

Durable and Easy to build chair

2011-06-12T22:33:00.001-07:00

http://www.instructables.com/id/Folding-Shelves-From-Bunkbed-Ladders-and-other-Ins/

A google.org project

2011-06-10T02:12:00.001-07:00

http://www.google.org/recharge/

Think Insights with Google

2011-06-10T02:11:00.001-07:00

http://www.google.com/think/insights/#utm_medium=Blog&utm_campaign=Google+Official+Blog+5/3&utm_source=Google

JavaScript for the C# Developer

2011-06-10T02:10:00.001-07:00

http://blogs.msdn.com/b/ukmsdn/archive/2011/06/10/javascript-for-the-c-developer.aspx

Knowledge and ego are directly related. lesser the knowledge, bigger the ego!

2011-06-09T23:33:00.001-07:00

Knowledge and ego are directly related. lesser the knowledge, bigger the ego!

Generation Gap

2011-06-09T22:13:00.001-07:00

Perfect example of generation gap:

Aamir Khan-

Papa kehte hai bada naam karenga

Imran Khan-

Daddy mujhse bola, tu galti hai meri.. :-P

LED Cubes .... decorative self made

2011-06-09T21:04:00.001-07:00

http://www.instructables.com/ provides you with a whole lot of things you can do @your spare time and get fancy things done.

I found LED related articles very useful and handy like Cubes of various dimensions[http://www.instructables.com/id/3x3x3-LED-Cube/], globe [http://www.instructables.com/id/LED-GLOBE/]

Led-Cube-8x8x8.pdf Download this file

3x3x3kit.pdf Download this file

cubev04.pdf Download this file

Drive after morning showers .... Dhinkchika Dhinkchika

2011-06-09T19:39:00.001-07:00

Looks like pre monsoon morning showers ..... Enjoying drive with mirrors down...... Cool breeze

Its awesome to have a single point to post @all social accounts

2011-06-09T04:35:00.001-07:00

Its http://posterous.com

which lets you post your things to multiple social accounts @single go

I am using it @vaibhavkadian.posterous.com

Awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!

Hello!my friends!

2011-02-28T09:20:00.001-08:00

Hello!my friends!
Choosing a good electronic products for yourself!
<dudumarket.com>:your best shoice!
Do not regret!
Come here and choosing your favorite goods!
Best wishes!

First Fall!!!!!!!!!!

2011-02-17T21:18:00.001-08:00

Date : Thursday 17^th Ferburary 2011

Today maanu fell for the first time hand/head on the floor. His desire of paper has been the culprit.

In evening as usual he was felling sleepy, we wanted to keep him awake a little longer. So we decided to put him in his crowned chair…….but the chair is not anymore strong and capable to hold the brat.

As I was to take other thing, I wanted to divert his mind towards other things so that he doesn’t start crying[nowday’s he’s getting very sensitive about things he have]. I gave him today’s paper in good faith and thinking soon he’ll start reading….. :D :P

But to everyone’s surprise the thing that followed changed us. He first played with the paper and threw it to his left and in his futile effort to get it back…he just title far enough to roll off to floor take the chair along with him.

Lucky escape and Fortunate event

Now he know how it feel when fallen :D will be useful in his life :D

62nd India Independence Day!!!!!!!!!! some facts

2011-01-25T00:22:00.001-08:00

1. Love, Courage, Patience, Peacefulness, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, Self-Control, Selflessness, Self Sacrifice, Truthfulness, Righteousness, Justice, Mercy, Graciousness, Humility, Empathy, Sympathy, Supreme Knowledge, Supreme Wisdom, Supreme Moral, Love for all beings, Hope, Trust, or Faith in the goodness of God or nature.

What are these virtues from Ancient India represented by, in Mordern India?

2. Who in the year 1953 became the first Chief Minister of Indian province Andhra state?

3. Name the Emperor from the Delhi Sultanate, whose General, Malik Kafur defeated Veera Pandyan and built a mosque at Rameshwaram.

4. Who was the first Indian to contest election to the British House of Commons?

5. He was elected President by the electoral college in July 1977. He was the youngest President and also the only unanimous President of India up to now. Identify him.

6. The British East India Company was founded during the reign of which Mughal emperor?

7. Who assassinated Sir Michael O'Dwyer, the British Lt. Governer of Punjab?

8. ________ had been elected President of the Congress twice, in 1938 and 1939.

9. The Constitution of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, also known as the Constitution of 1973, is the successor to two earlier documents. Name them.

10. Whose views finally settled the 'language controversy' on the introduction of English in India?

11. Madame Cama started a newspaper in the U.K. Identify the Newspaper.

12. About 130 km, south-west of Jaipur, an ancient city was founded in the seventh century by the Dushyant Chauhan and was conquered by the Mughal emperor Akbar in 1559. Name the city.

Answers:

1. The 24 Spokes of Ashoka Chakra, present in the Indian National Flag

2. Tanguturi Prakasam

3. Alauddin Khilji

4. W.C.Banerjee

5. Neelam Sanjiva Reddy

6. Akbar

7. Udham Singh

8. Subhash Chandra Bose

9. Constitution of 1956 & Constitution of 1962

10. Lord Macaulay

11. 'Vande Mataram'

12. Ajmer

"Dead-Lock" - Concept with example !!

2010-09-28T01:46:00.001-07:00

"DeadLock" - Concept with beautiful example!!!

CWG 2010

2010-09-16T19:56:00.000-07:00

Attacked by two Arabs !!

2010-09-16T04:05:00.001-07:00

Jassem, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio.

"What is your name?" asked the teacher.

"Jassem".... answered the kid.

"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," replied the teacher.

In the evening, Jassem returned home. "How was your day, Jassem?" asked his mother.

"My name is not Jassem. I'm in America and now my name is Johnny."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage? Shame on you!" and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Jassem returned to school..

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?

"Well ma'am, 4 hours after I becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs at home."

Peg after Peg

2010-09-15T22:04:00.001-07:00

I never take risk while drinking
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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking

I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen

I stealthily enter the house

Take out the bottle from my black cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame

But still no one is aware of it

Becoz I never take a risk
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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink

Quickly enjoy one peg

Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack

Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

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I peep into the kitchen

Wife is cutting potatoes

No one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk
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I to my wife: Any news on Chopra's daughter's marriage

Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out
for her
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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard

But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle

I take out the glass from the old rack above sink

Quickly enjoy one peg
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Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink

Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much

Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse

I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard

But the cupboard's place has automatically changed

I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the
sink .
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Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly

I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it
in the black cupboard .
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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that

again, I willcut your tongue...!

Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
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I take out the bottle from the potatoes

Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg

Wash the sink and keep it over the rack

Wife is giving a smile
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Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!

Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack

Stove is also on the rack

There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .
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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink

But none of the horses are aware of what I did

Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk .
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Chopra is still cooking

And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing

Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what??? I
never
take a potato I think...

usefull links to find bank details

2010-08-17T22:40:00.001-07:00

To find MICR/IFSC/Branch Code

http://www.ratekhoj.com/banks/index.php

Direct links

ICICI Bangalore

http://www.ratekhoj.com/banks/results.php?post=Submit+your+choices&searchstring=ICICI+Bank+bangalore

Citibank Delhi

http://www.ratekhoj.com/banks/results.php?post=Submit+your+choices&searchstring=Citibank+delhi

Tech Funny

2010-08-06T05:01:00.003-07:00

old one but still can bring smile on your face...

Name of the God Roles and Responsibilities
============ == ============ =========

Brahma >>>>>>>>>> Systems Installation
Vishnu >>>>>>>>>> Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi >>>>>>>>>> Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati >>>>>>>>>> Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva >>>>>>>>>> DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh >>>>>>>>>> Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada >>>>>>>>>> Data transfer
Yama >>>>>>>>>> Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta >>>>>>>> IDP& Personal Records
Apsaras >>>>>>>>>> Downloadable Viruses
Devas >>>>>>>>>> Mainframe Programmers
Surya >>>>>>>>>> Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas >>>>>>>>>> In house Hackers
Ravan >>>>>>>>>> Internet Explorer WWWF
Lakshman >>>>>>>>>> Support Software and Backup
Hanuman >>>>>>>>>> Linux/s390
Jatayu >>>>>>>>>> Firewall
Dronacharya >>>>>>> System Programmer
Vishwamitra >>>>>>> Sr. Manager Projects
Valmiki >>>>>>>>>>Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna >>>>>>>>>> SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Arjun >>>>>>>>>> Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu >>>>>>>>> Trainee Programmer
Draupadi >>>>>>>>> Motivation & Team building
Bhima >>>>>>>>> MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhana >>>>>>>>> Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna >>>>>>>>> Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra >>>>>> Visual C++
Gandhari >>>>>>>>> Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas >>>>>> Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Carrots, eggs and coffee

2010-08-06T05:01:00.001-07:00

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up, She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.

In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, ' Tell me what you see.' 'Carrots, eggs, and coffee,' she replied.

Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hardboiled egg.

Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked,

'What does it mean, mother?'

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

'Which are you?' she asked her daughter. 'When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?

Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavour. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

May we all be COFFEE!

Indian Student with American link :)

2010-06-28T22:04:00.001-07:00

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F___ the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.

Don't want to pregnant again!!!! A learning curve

2010-06-24T04:02:00.001-07:00

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:

"Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together."
So the doctor said: 'Ok, and what do you want me to do?'
She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'
The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence
he said to the lady: "I think, I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.
Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is.

There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.
The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!
'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

If at all Banks can work together!!!!!!!!

2010-06-15T22:32:00.000-07:00

Online transactions has been so much talked about with so many service providers with showcasing their abilities.

I was wondering if I could put something on my site which will enable people pay online without the hassle of me getting subscribed to some online payment gateway and also restricting users for a limited set of banks.

Solution : All banks should have option similar to paying via bank to some other bank account, it’s just that the payment will be the other way.

Explanation:

Online user will send a online request from a web portal with their Bank account detail like Account No and IFCS Code.

Online portal will send a request via their bank to the online user bank account for payment.

Online user will accept/reject/update&accept transaction request .

Bank’s does transaction and portal get’s paid.

This solution remove security risk outside of the scope of banks, makes it more transparent. Add value to Bank’s.

FW: Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy!!!! .........Just for FUN

2010-06-09T23:02:00.000-07:00

During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:

Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

Narayan: Oh!

Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?

Raman: No

Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.

" Rule: There is 'some thing' important in life than Work and General Knowledge. "

Donkey and Dog - One spear tow heads :).........hope you enjoy it

2010-06-09T22:58:00.001-07:00

If you read this please decide who is intelligent- Donkey or the DOG!

The Donkey and the Dog -You may find one in your midst…

There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep too but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson.
The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly.
Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.
Moral of the story “One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Now take a new look at the same story...

The washer man was a well educated man from a premier management institute. He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night.. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a bottom up approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it. Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his favorite pet.
The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dog's duties as well. In the annual appraisal, the dog managed "ME" (Met Expectations).
Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.
The donkey was rated as a “star performer". The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards.
Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a NEW JOB ... !!!!

Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is purely intentional.

I love this ride

2010-06-09T03:46:00.001-07:00

http://www.7tune.com/oni-camber/

Best image source

2010-06-09T03:04:00.000-07:00

http://www.us.marketgid.com/

Nevervoid.com

2010-06-02T23:01:00.001-07:00

http://www.nevervoidphotography.com/index.php?showimage=203

modify showimage and see diff images

EPF India Online

2010-06-02T22:01:00.001-07:00

The Employees' Provident Fund, India

[http://epfindia.nic.in/indiaepf/loginnew.aspx]

Location : 14, Bhikaiji Cama Place,

Bhavishya Nidhi Bhawan,

New Delhi-110 066

India

e-mail : cpfc@epfindia.gov.in

Good or Evil??????????? - GOD or NO GOD????????????

2010-05-23T21:29:00.001-07:00

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and..... Prof:
So you believe in God?
Student:
Absolutely, sir.
Prof
: Is God good?
Student:
Sure.
Prof:
Is God all-powerful?
Student
: Yes.
Prof:
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof:
You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student:
Yes.
Prof:
Is Satan good?
Student
: No.
Prof:
Where does Satan come from?
Student:
From...God.. ..
Prof:
That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:
Yes.
Prof:
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:
Yes.
Prof:
So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof:
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student:
Yes, sir.
Prof:
So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof:
Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever
seen God?
Student:
No, sir.
Prof:
Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student:
No, sir.
Prof:
Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student:
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof:
Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:
Yes.
Prof:
According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student:
Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof:
Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student:
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof:
Yes.
Student:
And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof:
Yes.
Student:
No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student
: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat . We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student:
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof:
Yes.. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student :
You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light....But if
you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make
darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof:
So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof:
Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof:
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student:
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student:
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student:
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student
: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )
Prof:
I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student:
That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

Letter to God....

2010-05-06T04:11:00.001-07:00

Letter to God

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , they decided to forward
it to the President as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.

The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy,
and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs...20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,
which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the President House, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax ....... "

New Cultural Change required in Office

2010-05-06T01:53:00.001-07:00

Nice Story ...!!!

2010-05-05T23:17:00.001-07:00

Kenny & the Dead Donkey

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."

Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked: "What you goanna to do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

(Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot -! to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the CEO of the American Energy Company :

Before We Give Any Criticism

2010-05-05T23:11:00.001-07:00

Before We Give Any Criticism

A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside.

"That laundry is not very clean", she said, "she doesn't know how to wash properly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap".

Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.

About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: "Look! She has learned how to wash properly. I wonder who taught her this."

The husband said: "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows!"

And so it is with life: "What we see when watching others depends on the purity of the window through which we look. Before we give any criticism, it might be a good idea to check our state of mind and ask ourselves if we are ready to see the good rather than to be looking for something in the person we are about to judge."

Must watch .......... IPL Indain Panga League

2010-05-04T02:09:00.001-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHopkzltHRw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly4sRTCes0Y&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzsgY5ujsh4&feature=related

Russian Dagger!!!!!!!

2010-05-03T21:43:00.001-07:00

Nice to have!!!!

2010-05-03T02:30:00.001-07:00

Free iPhone Apps

2010-04-29T22:46:00.000-07:00

Facebook : http://www.apple.com/iphone/apps-for-iphone/staff-picks/facebook.html

LinkedIn : http://itunes.apple.com/app/linkedin/id288429040?mt=8

Twitterific : http://iconfactory.com/software/twitterrific

Palringo Messenger : http://www.palringo.com/en/au/

Dictionary : http://dictionary.reference.com/apps/iphone

Dog Wistle : http://weeklydrop.com/free-iphone-3g-downloads-applications-software/dog-whistler-iphone-app/

AOL iPhone Application Directory : http://daol.aol.com/software/iphone

Free iPhone App Directory :

http://www.iskysoft.com/article/free-iphone-3g-apps.html

http://www.technobuzz.net/51-free-iphone-3g-3gs-applications/

iTunes Account without Credit Card

http://support.apple.com/kb/ht2534

Golden Temple - Amritsar

2010-04-28T23:47:00.001-07:00

Courtesy : Tarandeep Singh

Google Certification Program - AdWords - Part I

2010-04-28T23:30:00.001-07:00

AdWords Certification Program Link

Search Results are of type Organic and Paid

SEM

Search Engine Marketing

ROI

Return on Investment

PPC

Pay per Click

CPM

Cost per thousand Impressions

CPA

Cost per acquistion

CPC

Cost per Click

CTR

ClickThrough Rate

Marketing type are Branding and Direct Response

AdWords is Google’s SEM/Advertising tool for Google Network [Google Content Network and Google Search Network]

One of the factors affecting search result position is Page Rank. PageRank is the measure of the importance of a page based on the incoming links from other pages. In simple terms, each link from site A to a page on site B adds to site B's PageRank.

Users can visit the Google homepage or other Google properties, enter a search query (terms related to information they'd like to find) into the search field, and click "Google Search." Google returns a variety of search results -- including lists of files, articles, documents, and websites -- that are all highly relevant to the query. (If a user clicks "I'm Feeling Lucky," the user goes directly to the first website or document in the Google search results.)

AdWords offers two ways to trigger your ads to appear:

1) In response to keywords (called keyword targeting)

2) On specific placements (called placement targeting)

Google payment options are divided into two types: postpay and prepay.

Note that you won't be able to switch from a postpay option to a prepay option or vice versa.

Keyword
The keywords you choose are the terms or phrases you want to prompt your ad to appear. For example, if you deliver fresh flowers, you can use "fresh flower delivery" as a keyword in your AdWords campaign. When a Google user enters "fresh flower delivery" in a Google search, your ad could appear next to the search results.

Placement
Like keywords, placements are another way for you to control where your ads appear. A placement is usually a website where you'd like your ad to appear. For example, if you select www.example.com/sports as a placement, your ad could appear on that site.

Image ad
A graphical ad, which can be static or animated, that runs on the Google Content Network. Also called a display ad.

Campaign & Ad Group
AdWords accounts are organized into campaigns and ad groups. You start with one campaign, which has its own daily budget and targeting preferences. You can have multiple campaigns running and might choose to create one campaign for each product or service you want to advertise. Within each campaign, you have one or more ad groups, which are sets of related ads, keywords, and placements.

Impression (Impr.)
The number of impressions is the number of times an ad is displayed on Google or the Google Network. Monitor your impressions to see how many people your ad is shown to.

Click
If a customer sees your ad and clicks on it to learn more or to do business with you, it is recorded in your account as a click. Monitor your clicks to see how many people choose to enter your website from your ad.

Clickthrough Rate (CTR)
Your clickthrough rate (CTR) is a metric that helps show how your ads are performing. The more relevant your ads are, the more often users will click on them, resulting in a higher CTR. The system calculates your CTR as follows: Number of ad clicks/number of impressions x 100.

Cost-per-click (CPC)
Under the cost-per-click (CPC) pricing model, AdWords charges you for each click your ads receive. You won't incur any costs if your ad is displayed and users don't click it. CPC bidding is the default for ads running on Google and the Search Network. Most advertisers also choose it for their campaigns that focus on getting a direct response from their audience, whether a sale, sign-up, or other action.

Maximum cost-per-click (maximum CPC)
The highest amount that you are willing to pay for a click on your ad. You can choose to set a maximum CPC for individual keywords or for all the keywords within an ad group.

Cost-per-thousand impressions (CPM)
With some campaigns, you can choose to pay for views of your ad rather than clicks. The maximum CPM is the most you're willing to pay for each thousand impressions, or views of your ad. CPM bidding is only available for campaigns that target the Content Network and not Google search or search partner sites.

Quality Score
Quality Score is the basis for measuring the quality of your keyword and ad and determining your cost-per-clicks (CPCs). Quality Score is determined by your keyword's clickthrough rate (CTR), relevance of your ad text, historical keyword performance, and other relevancy factors. The higher your Quality Score, the lower the price you'll pay per click.

First page bid estimates
Your AdWords account will show a first page bid estimate for each of your keywords. This metric estimates the cost-per-click (CPC) bid needed for your ad to reach the first page of Google search results when the search query exactly matches your keyword. The first page bid estimate is based on the Quality Score and current advertiser competition for that keyword.

Optimization
An optimization is the process of creating/editing keywords and ad text (or adjusting other parts of the account) to improve the performance of AdWords ads.

Google App Engine

2010-04-28T00:34:00.003-07:00

Site : https://appengine.google.com/start

Admin Console : http://code.google.com/appengine/docs/theadminconsole.html

Google App Marketplace : http://www.google.com/enterprise/marketplace/home?marketId=0

Getting Started :

http://code.google.com/appengine/docs/java/gettingstarted/introduction.html

http://code.google.com/appengine/docs/java/gettingstarted/installing.html

http://code.google.com/appengine/docs/java/tools/eclipse.html

Google Domain and App registration

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http://www.google.com/a/cpanel/domain/new

http://www.google.com/a/cpanel/premier/new

http://www.google.com/submityourcontent/index.html

http://www.ehow.com/how_4761630_register-domain-name-google.html

IDE support not just Lazy Loading but Lazy Working toooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Feeling lazy, identify low energy task within Java Eclipse IDE for you to work on.

Now how cool it will be if IDE can convert single high energy task to multiple low energy task and get work done on part of a Project Manager/Team Lead. That would be a awesome feature in the kitty.

Solution to Unhappy Employees

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